I have to add...

This guy,(DJ AM) was really a Genius as a DJ but above that, was there anyone in his life that saw this coming? I wish I had known him cause IT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED! This shit breaks my heart.

I Cannot Belive The BEST DJ on earth killed himself! WTF?

I'm devastated... That's all. RIP AM

K-FAT IS SOOO FAT A DAY JOKES!

K-FED is sooo fat, he was standing on the corner and the Cops came along and said:"Break it up!"

marlee matlin is amazing!

Great interview on Chelsea Lately...Smart, Funny, Witty, Intelligently fast, Beautiful and Deaf,(which doesn't matter because she is so far above most people intellectually it's not even funny).

K-FAT IS SOOO FAT A DAY JOKES!

K-FED IS SOOO FAT... He's gotta iron his pants on the driveway!

Boring day for Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Michael Jacson, Blah-Blah-Blah!

What a shitty Celeb day! I'm dissapointed. No arrests, upskirts or anything even close. Shame on you HOLLYWOOD! :-)

Did you see the Tonight Show Guest Band?

Three words... Ridiculous Jew Band. Come on. Do the late night shows just book the most obscure talent (or lack of) possible? The dude looked just like a Jesuit Priest. How funny is that?

Britney Spears is still hot!

Have you seen Britney's bod in the new commercial with that gay British dude? One word...WOW!!!

Back To why I have this Blog...Stupidity

So I'm a HUGE Dallas Cowboys fan. They spent 1.6 BILLION dollars on the new stadium and the punters are hitting the scoreboard. Can you not hire a semi-intelligent Engineer to bypass stupendous mistakes? I digress.

OK, ONE MORE K-FAT JOKE TO KICK IT OFF!

K-FED IS SOOO FAT... He's got to use a boomerang to put his belt on!!!

K-FAT IS SOOO FAT A DAY JOKES!

The insults never cease to amaze me. If I were the biggest joke of the millennium,(pardon the pun) I would NOT give any more reasons to be the brunt of the media scrutiny bestowed upon him as of late! Dude... Get a clue! Or at least a personal trainer. K-FED is so fat... He jumped up in the air and got stuck!(I'll try and post a new K-FED is so fat joke every day)

Ryan Jenkins is a sick puppy!

Ryan Jenkins, the douche bag from "Megan Wants A Millionaire" killed his wife, cut off her digits, pulled her teeth and stuffed her in a suitcase but forgot to remove the serial numbers from her breast implants. I guess CSI forgot to include an episode on that subject. Prediction: One of those shows will come out with an episode very soon...Yuck!

Let's Get Started!

So let me see... What has gotten my goat today? EVERYTHING! If you can't take pride in your job, don't work there. There is nothing I hate worse than an employee working at a snails pace. Put some pep in your step and try to deliver prompt service. Some people actually have a life and are in a hurry. If you have NO life and are just waiting around to DIE, then don't work in a service position. I bought some clothes today and it took me 20 min to check out and there were only two people in front of me, the first with one item and the other with about 5 or 6. The girl was moving like she was starring in a high speed camera re-play,(this is where intelligent people recognize humor). Smoke some Crack, snort some Coke, drink five Red Bulls or drink some fucking Coffee! DON'T WASTE OTHER PEOPLE'S TIME DAMN YOU! My time is valuable to me and to piss my time away because yours isn't is a travesty. Food for thought.